Is There Something Diddys Not Telling Us?

Rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs is involved in what can only be described as the “weirdest lawsuit in the history of lawsuits”. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, who must surely have been intoxicated when filing the lawsuit against the Dirty Money rapper, is suing Diddy in connection with the September 11th attacks back in 2001. If this was not bizarre enough, she also clams that the New York rapper sexually assaulted her, broke one of her children’s legs and is the father of her son. The thirty-one year old also claims that “Diddy went through Kim Porter and Rodney King, knocked down the World Trade Centre and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair”.

If these truly bizarre accusations weren’t enough for you to sink your teeth into, Valerie also accuses Diddy, of stealing her “chip” at a Casino in Mississippi. She quotes “I want my chip, please help me. It’s worth well over 100 zillions of dollars”. Clearly this woman hits the marijuana on the regular… who in there right mind would even think of such jaw dropping charges? If Diddy is a terrorist does that mean that Soulja boy works for the government? What will this wacky woman think of next?

Diddy is being sued for $900 Billion for child support and $100 Billion for the loss of Valarie’s income. A total of $1 trillion dollars.


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